My dad & I were chatting on the phone, & he was mildly frustrated because he couldn’t find a word to describe how dumb he thinks Trump is. He was saying there just isn’t a word that encompasses that level of dumb.
He called me back about ten minutes later & said, “I got the word.”
I said, “OK?”
He said, “Dingleberry.”
We both laughed, & I said, “The Top Gear [Grand Tour] guys like to pair that with the word ‘apocalyptic.’ So, apocalyptic dingleberry.”
My dad–forever coming up with the best shit–said, “Trumpalyptic Dingleberry.”
Friends, we have a winner.